Mmmmm...Core Souvlaki...after all that beer earlier now i am hungry for some!
Now all I need is some hard "CORE" wind and I will be fulfilled!
I think I might try out my new naicabrpmcore XR4TI (oh no wait...thats a Merkur car from the 80's) Anyhow, Its a hybrid bow flex c-kite, with a high low medium aspect hybrid canopy, including 4 or 5 lines...for extra safety you can put 6 lines on the hard CORE bar but i won't get into that...It’s the best high/low wind kite for advanced, intermediate, or beginner kooks. The marketers suggested that it includes quad "CORE" technology...it’s the equivalent technology found in Intel processors such that its 4 kites in one and electronically adjusts to the wind speed…thus one kite covers the equivalent spectrum of 4 traditional kites and can work in anything from 6-35knots...if you have a death wish...this is definitely the kite for you!
The best part is that its a 17M kite (which we all know is a lot of material that could potentially get damaged)...it has an unconditional moneyback gaurantee, damaged or not. Try it out in 35+knots the first time you fly it and guaranteed you will be flying higher than ever before...and if you don't like it, and your still alive, send it back.
I really hope it lives up to my expectations. They even told me it would make me coffee tomorrow morning. I think i am going to need some.